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Category Archives: Stories About the Man and the Cats and the Jerky

Much like the original story about the man and the cats and the jerky, these are other stories about the man and the cats and the jerky.

Cats

Uncle Bill Burroughs argued that cats weren’t welcomed as pets by the Egyptians due to their mousing in the granaries, but rather because of a void for psychic companions and familiars that they filled. This, he said, holds true into the present. Beyond this, I think, there is the immediacy of the cat. They are [...]

They’re Selling Incense and Sunglasses on Orchard Street

What jackass puts mossy wet rocks in a waterfall?

A Real Headphone Track

I’ve developed a coping mechanism for M.U.C. – I put a speaker in the fireplace and blast a combination of Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Nurse With Wound. I think it worked as M.U.C. has been all but silent for a couple of days. And that’s a shame… I just got the laptop all rigged up [...]

My E-mail Address, My Self

There’s somebody out there – a doctor, I think – who has my name. Back in the primitive days he beat me to a Yahoo address with the standard first initial plus last name. I settled for the classier first and middle initial plus last name. Still, I longed to drop that middle initial and [...]

Resolute, Stompy

Be it resolved on this somethingth day of April:
1) I will no longer attempt to hide the section headings of The End of Faith from my train seat-mates worrying they will be offended as I’m now up to the part where everything is about Richard Rorty and pragmatism and my seat-mates probably do not have the common sense [...]