Caustic spiders that lay eggs inside you? I’d prefer living underneath a nest of those rather than this kid up there now. Complete sentences are difficult. Seeking PTMUCD clinic.
Caustic spiders that lay eggs inside you? I’d prefer living underneath a nest of those rather than this kid up there now. Complete sentences are difficult. Seeking PTMUCD clinic.
Am I a horribly evil human being for expressing anger that the Price is Right was preempted on my day off by September 11 memorial coverage?
Finally getting to a sleepy place last night and there’s a knock at the door. 11:32. Do I ignore it? There’s another knock. Maybe the building is on fire. They’d probably knock harder… unless they don’t like me much. I should go see if the building is on fire. I’ve got lights flipped on and [...]
If there’s one thing I hate more than shore traffic, it’s holiday shore traffic. And if there’s still yet one more thing I hate more than holiday shore traffic, it’s when three vehicles in that traffic attempt to occupy the same space at the same time and then, with the laws of time and space [...]