Monday, September 14, 2009
Caustic spiders that lay eggs inside you? I’d prefer living underneath a nest of those rather than this kid up there now. Complete sentences are difficult. Seeking PTMUCD clinic.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Finally getting to a sleepy place last night and there’s a knock at the door. 11:32. Do I ignore it? There’s another knock. Maybe the building is on fire. They’d probably knock harder… unless they don’t like me much. I should go see if the building is on fire. I’ve got lights flipped on and [...]
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Paul Auster. Never read him until the last 24 hours. It looked like the lightest book in the unread pile on a night calling for the lightest book in the pile. Hundred-forty-some pages; the first fifty flew by bedtime, the second fifty before the AM train hit the city, and everything else gone before the [...]
The Qdoba poblano pesto burrito, once eaten, can sustain a grown man for over two days.
Also, is there precedent for mangoes causing feelings of floatiness and an overall sense of awesome? There is some sort of psychopharmacodynamic soothing effect – Mecha Upstairs Child is stomping up a storm and it ain’t bothering me.
I’ve developed a coping mechanism for M.U.C. – I put a speaker in the fireplace and blast a combination of Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Nurse With Wound. I think it worked as M.U.C. has been all but silent for a couple of days. And that’s a shame… I just got the laptop all rigged up [...]